The Stink Surrounding Lee C. Bollinger Has Grown So Foul Even He Can't Stand It
Homeland Security officials scrambled this week when sensors strategically placed throughout Manhattan detected what might be the fumes from poison gas or a major chemical leak.Thankfully, investigators quickly discovered that the stench was attributable solely to Columbia University President Lee C. Bollinger, who has smelled more and more putrid ever since he invited Iranian Dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to speak on campus on September 24, 2007.
Indeed, even though the reeking A-Jad returned home more than two months ago to stone some more women and hang some additional gays, the noxious nature of his visit lingers.
"In the name of academic freedom, we believe that Columbia University must not shy away from controversial speakers, even if they do smell like rotted Roquefort cheese," Bolling told WYNC radio in New York.
Nonetheless, those who study Bollinger most closely say that so strong is the odor emanating from his own foul thinking, he has taken to holding his nose even in private.
During the WYNC interview, Bollinger's voice sounded more like Lilly's Tomlin's "Ernestine" than the man who introduced A-Jad back in September. "One ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingy," Bollinger snorted. It seems his abysmal leadership has gone to his head.
I'm donating to two Columbia schools this year.
What a petty little site you have here.
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Which schools might those be, the School of Shame and the School of Vain? And what are you donating? Deodorant might be nice. Thanks.
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Ungvar is a moron. Why doesn't he just send his money directly to Ahmadinejad? Maybe cause the donation isn't tax deductible.
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Bollinger really found a hot button for you wingnuts. Here's some news for y'all: this story is ancient history. Ahmadinejad looks to be losing his grip in Iran and Columbia alumni are giving in record amounts. Move on fellas.
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Pride goeth before the fall, "fella." Pound your bosom all you want, if Columbia is taking in record amounts, it is also losing record amounts from alumni such as us who've promised to never donate again. We do feel much safer, however, now that you've declared Ahmadinejad is losing his grip.
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